this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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