morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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