We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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