we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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