Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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