LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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