yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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