Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
we're so committed to being not committed
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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