I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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