The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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