Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he laminated a picture of his dick.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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