so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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