the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
