Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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