are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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