As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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