I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
