just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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