I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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