How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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