And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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