I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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