i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She has the best kind of daddy issues
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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