My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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