all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Help. Why am I so naked?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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