where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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