Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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