I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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