butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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