My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Randomize
