Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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