kristin has been a bad kristin
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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