Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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