Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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