he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
