I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Someone came in the potted fern
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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