You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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