White coat. Heels.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
