you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
How naked do you want me to be?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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