I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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