Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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