went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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