Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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