YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
