doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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