how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
