she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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