if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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