He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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