Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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