Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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