he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
PANTIES FOUND
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