I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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